diff --git a/Dalamud/Fools/FoolsManager.cs b/Dalamud/Fools/FoolsManager.cs
index 9d76b4f06..14f202e94 100644
--- a/Dalamud/Fools/FoolsManager.cs
+++ b/Dalamud/Fools/FoolsManager.cs
@@ -117,6 +117,15 @@ internal class FoolsManager : IDisposable, IServiceType
                 RealAuthor = "Chirp",
                 Type = typeof(CatBubblesPlugin),
             },
+            new()
+            {
+                Name = "YesSoliciting",
+                InternalName = "YesSolicitingPlugin",
+                Description = "Summon annoying shout messages from beyond the rift.",
+                Author = "Anna",
+                RealAuthor = "NotNite",
+                Type = typeof(YesSolicitingPlugin),
+            },
         };
     }
 
diff --git a/Dalamud/Fools/Plugins/YesSolicitingPlugin.cs b/Dalamud/Fools/Plugins/YesSolicitingPlugin.cs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8058e7d87
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Dalamud/Fools/Plugins/YesSolicitingPlugin.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,100 @@
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using Dalamud.Data;
+using Dalamud.Game;
+using Dalamud.Game.Gui;
+using Dalamud.Game.Text;
+using Dalamud.Utility;
+using Lumina.Excel.GeneratedSheets;
+
+namespace Dalamud.Fools.Plugins;
+
+public class YesSolicitingPlugin : IFoolsPlugin
+{
+    private readonly Framework framework;
+    private readonly ChatGui chatGui;
+
+    private readonly List<string> firstNames;
+    private readonly List<string> lastNames;
+
+    private long nextUpdate;
+
+    public YesSolicitingPlugin()
+    {
+        this.framework = Service<Framework>.Get();
+        this.framework.Update += this.OnUpdate;
+
+        this.chatGui = Service<ChatGui>.Get();
+
+        var dataManager = Service<DataManager>.Get();
+        var charaMakeName = dataManager.GetExcelSheet<CharaMakeName>()!;
+
+        this.firstNames = new List<string>();
+        this.lastNames = new List<string>();
+
+        for (uint i = 0; i < charaMakeName.RowCount; i++)
+        {
+            var row = charaMakeName.GetRow(i);
+            if (row == null)
+            {
+                break;
+            }
+
+            // moon cats best cats, fight me
+            var firstName = row.MiqoteMoonFemale.ToDalamudString().TextValue;
+            var lastName = row.MiqoteMoonLastname.ToDalamudString().TextValue;
+
+            if (firstName.Trim() == string.Empty || lastName.Trim() == string.Empty)
+            {
+                break;
+            }
+
+            this.firstNames.Add(firstName);
+            this.lastNames.Add(lastName);
+        }
+    }
+
+    public void Dispose()
+    {
+        this.framework.Update -= this.OnUpdate;
+    }
+
+    private void Emit()
+    {
+        var firstName = this.firstNames[Random.Shared.Next(0, this.firstNames.Count)];
+        var lastName = this.lastNames[Random.Shared.Next(0, this.lastNames.Count)];
+
+        var messages = new List<string>
+        {
+            // legally required to put "april fools" in each of these so someone doesn't go outing themselves
+            "//**goat2023;PLUGIN SELLING FAST AND CHEAP;20 MINUTE WAIT TIME;APRIL FOOLS JOKE;https://goatcorp.github.io/;**//",
+            "(GOATCORP.GITHUB.IO) Buy April Fools Joke, Cheap FFXIV Plugins, Fast shipping ~-!<L>@#",
+            "Need plugins?|[GOATCORP.GITHUB.IO]|10mins Delivery time|CheapFast100%|[CODE:APRILFOOLS,2023%OFF]",
+            "GOATCORP.GITHUB.IO - 10min Delivery time - Cheap - Fast - 100% - CODE:APRILFOOLS,2023%OFF",
+
+            "Like to ERP? Join our Extraordinary Raid Party today!",
+            "Bored? Hungry? Visit the Alternate Reality Plugins section today!",
+            "Need to protect your eyes from stingy bugs? Get BeeShade! Now with 39% less malware.",
+            "Selling iTomestone 14 Pro - has 0.5x mechanic zoom camera, /tell if interested",
+            "buying gf 10k gil",
+        };
+
+        var message = messages[Random.Shared.Next(0, messages.Count)];
+
+        this.chatGui.PrintChat(new XivChatEntry
+        {
+            Message = $"[YesSoliciting] {firstName} {lastName}: {message}",
+            Type = XivChatType.Shout,
+        });
+    }
+
+    private void OnUpdate(Framework fr)
+    {
+        var now = DateTimeOffset.UtcNow.ToUnixTimeSeconds();
+        if (now >= this.nextUpdate)
+        {
+            this.Emit();
+            this.nextUpdate = now + (60 * 10);
+        }
+    }
+}