diff --git a/Dalamud/Configuration/Internal/DalamudConfiguration.cs b/Dalamud/Configuration/Internal/DalamudConfiguration.cs
index df7e2f179..fe2fc97a6 100644
--- a/Dalamud/Configuration/Internal/DalamudConfiguration.cs
+++ b/Dalamud/Configuration/Internal/DalamudConfiguration.cs
@@ -290,7 +290,9 @@ namespace Dalamud.Configuration.Internal
         /// </summary>
         public bool ShowTsm { get; set; } = true;
 
-        public bool? Fools22Newer { get; set; } = false;
+        public bool AskedFools22 { get; set; } = false;
+
+        public bool Fools22Newer { get; set; } = false;
 
         /// <summary>
         /// Load a configuration from the provided path.
diff --git a/Dalamud/Fools22.cs b/Dalamud/Fools22.cs
index 1ea68e613..256ed08dd 100644
--- a/Dalamud/Fools22.cs
+++ b/Dalamud/Fools22.cs
@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
 using System;
 using System.Diagnostics;
 using System.IO;
-using System.Media;
 using System.Numerics;
 using System.Threading.Tasks;
 
 using Dalamud.Configuration.Internal;
 using Dalamud.Data;
 using Dalamud.Game;
+using Dalamud.Game.ClientState;
 using Dalamud.Game.ClientState.Conditions;
 using Dalamud.Game.Gui;
 using Dalamud.Game.Network;
@@ -86,6 +86,7 @@ public class Fools22 : IDisposable
         var chatGui = Service<ChatGui>.Get();
         var dataMgr = Service<DataManager>.Get();
         var gameNetwork = Service<GameNetwork>.Get();
+        var clientState = Service<ClientState>.Get();
 
         this.erDeathBgTexture = interfaceManager.LoadImage(Path.Combine(dalamud.AssetDirectory.FullName, "UIRes", "fools22", "er_death_bg.png"))!;
         this.erNormalDeathTexture = interfaceManager.LoadImage(Path.Combine(dalamud.AssetDirectory.FullName, "UIRes", "fools22", "er_normal_death.png"))!;
@@ -108,6 +109,21 @@ public class Fools22 : IDisposable
         framework.Update += this.FrameworkOnUpdate;
         chatGui.ChatMessage += this.ChatGuiOnChatMessage;
         gameNetwork.NetworkMessage += this.GameNetworkOnNetworkMessage;
+        clientState.Login += ClientStateOnLogin;
+    }
+
+    private void ClientStateOnLogin(object? sender, EventArgs e)
+    {
+        var config = Service<DalamudConfiguration>.Get();
+
+        if (!(DateTime.Now.Month == 4 && DateTime.Now.Day == 1))
+            return;
+
+        if (config.AskedFools22)
+            return;
+
+        var di = Service<DalamudInterface>.Get();
+        di.OpenFaWindow();
     }
 
     private unsafe void GameNetworkOnNetworkMessage(IntPtr dataptr, ushort opcode, uint sourceactorid, uint targetactorid, NetworkMessageDirection direction)
@@ -332,7 +348,7 @@ public class Fools22 : IDisposable
     {
         var config = Service<DalamudConfiguration>.Get();
 
-        if (!(config.Fools22Newer ?? true))
+        if (!config.Fools22Newer)
             return false;
 
         if (!(DateTime.Now.Month == 4 && DateTime.Now.Day == 1))
@@ -389,7 +405,8 @@ public class Fools22 : IDisposable
             if (!(seEnabled && masterEnabled))
                 return 0;
 
-            return masterVolume / 100F;
+            var vol = masterVolume / 100F;
+            return Math.Clamp(vol, 0f, 1f);
         }
         catch (Exception ex)
         {
diff --git a/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/DalamudInterface.cs b/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/DalamudInterface.cs
index ee56e749f..e924774d9 100644
--- a/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/DalamudInterface.cs
+++ b/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/DalamudInterface.cs
@@ -53,6 +53,7 @@ namespace Dalamud.Interface.Internal
         private readonly SelfTestWindow selfTestWindow;
         private readonly StyleEditorWindow styleEditorWindow;
         private readonly TitleScreenMenuWindow titleScreenMenuWindow;
+        private readonly FoolsAskWindow faWindow;
 
         private readonly TextureWrap logoTexture;
         private readonly TextureWrap tsmLogoTexture;
@@ -91,6 +92,7 @@ namespace Dalamud.Interface.Internal
             this.selfTestWindow = new SelfTestWindow() { IsOpen = false };
             this.styleEditorWindow = new StyleEditorWindow() { IsOpen = false };
             this.titleScreenMenuWindow = new TitleScreenMenuWindow() { IsOpen = false };
+            this.faWindow = new FoolsAskWindow() { IsOpen = false };
 
             this.WindowSystem.AddWindow(this.changelogWindow);
             this.WindowSystem.AddWindow(this.colorDemoWindow);
@@ -106,6 +108,7 @@ namespace Dalamud.Interface.Internal
             this.WindowSystem.AddWindow(this.selfTestWindow);
             this.WindowSystem.AddWindow(this.styleEditorWindow);
             this.WindowSystem.AddWindow(this.titleScreenMenuWindow);
+            this.WindowSystem.AddWindow(this.faWindow);
 
             ImGuiManagedAsserts.AssertsEnabled = configuration.AssertsEnabledAtStartup;
 
@@ -247,6 +250,8 @@ namespace Dalamud.Interface.Internal
         /// </summary>
         public void OpenStyleEditor() => this.styleEditorWindow.IsOpen = true;
 
+        public void OpenFaWindow() => this.faWindow.IsOpen = true;
+
         #endregion
 
         #region Close
diff --git a/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/FoolsAskWindow.cs b/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/FoolsAskWindow.cs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..20bedfbc6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/FoolsAskWindow.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,100 @@
+using System;
+using System.Diagnostics;
+using System.IO;
+using System.Numerics;
+using Dalamud.Configuration.Internal;
+using Dalamud.Interface.Colors;
+using Dalamud.Interface.Windowing;
+using Dalamud.Utility;
+using ImGuiNET;
+using ImGuiScene;
+
+namespace Dalamud.Interface.Internal.Windows
+{
+    /// <summary>
+    /// For major updates, an in-game Changelog window.
+    /// </summary>
+    internal sealed class FoolsAskWindow : Window, IDisposable
+    {
+        private readonly string assemblyVersion = Util.AssemblyVersion;
+
+        private readonly TextureWrap logoTexture;
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Initializes a new instance of the <see cref="FoolsAskWindow"/> class.
+        /// </summary>
+        public FoolsAskWindow()
+            : base("New in Dalamud!", ImGuiWindowFlags.NoResize | ImGuiWindowFlags.NoScrollbar | ImGuiWindowFlags.NoScrollWithMouse)
+        {
+            this.Namespace = "DalamudChangelogWindow";
+
+            var interfaceManager = Service<InterfaceManager>.Get();
+            var dalamud = Service<Dalamud>.Get();
+
+            this.logoTexture =
+                interfaceManager.LoadImage(Path.Combine(dalamud.AssetDirectory.FullName, "UIRes", "logo.png"))!;
+        }
+
+        /// <inheritdoc/>
+        public override void Draw()
+        {
+            this.Size = new Vector2(885, 250);
+            this.SizeCondition = ImGuiCond.Always;
+            this.Flags = ImGuiWindowFlags.NoResize | ImGuiWindowFlags.NoScrollbar | ImGuiWindowFlags.NoScrollWithMouse;
+
+            ImGui.TextWrapped("Today, we are proud to announce \"Dalamud: Prepare To Die Edition\".\nIt's a new initiative intended to improve your immersion when playing FFXIV, featuring all new and unintrusive visual and sound effects.\nIt's only available today, so join while you can.");
+
+            ImGuiHelpers.ScaledDummy(10);
+
+            ImGui.TextWrapped("You can choose to opt-in here - thank you for your support!");
+
+            ImGui.SameLine();
+            ImGuiHelpers.ScaledDummy(0);
+            var imgCursor = ImGui.GetCursorPos();
+
+            ImGuiHelpers.ScaledDummy(40);
+
+            ImGuiHelpers.ScaledDummy(240);
+
+            ImGui.SameLine();
+
+            var btnSize = new Vector2(140, 40);
+
+            var config = Service<DalamudConfiguration>.Get();
+
+            if (ImGui.Button("No, don't ask again", btnSize))
+            {
+                config.AskedFools22 = true;
+                config.Fools22Newer = false;
+                config.Save();
+
+                this.IsOpen = false;
+            }
+
+            ImGui.SameLine();
+
+            if (ImGui.Button("Yes!", btnSize))
+            {
+                config.AskedFools22 = true;
+                config.Fools22Newer = true;
+                config.Save();
+
+                this.IsOpen = false;
+            }
+
+            imgCursor.X += 750;
+            imgCursor.Y -= 30;
+            ImGui.SetCursorPos(imgCursor);
+
+            ImGui.Image(this.logoTexture.ImGuiHandle, new Vector2(100));
+        }
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Dispose this window.
+        /// </summary>
+        public void Dispose()
+        {
+            this.logoTexture.Dispose();
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/SettingsWindow.cs b/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/SettingsWindow.cs
index 67cca1eb2..a3adb3780 100644
--- a/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/SettingsWindow.cs
+++ b/Dalamud/Interface/Internal/Windows/SettingsWindow.cs
@@ -175,7 +175,7 @@ namespace Dalamud.Interface.Internal.Windows
             this.dtrOrder = configuration.DtrOrder;
             this.dtrIgnore = configuration.DtrIgnore;
 
-            this.doFools22 = configuration.Fools22Newer ?? true;
+            this.doFools22 = configuration.Fools22Newer;
         }
 
         /// <inheritdoc/>